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Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes Yo mama so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing her back Yo mama so ugly that she made obama lose hope! Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly people mistake her for your father Yo mama so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator! Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application Yo mama so ugly she scares away more roaches than Raid. Yo mama so ugly when she died nobody came to her funeral. Yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody Yo mama so ugly they feed her with a frisbee Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo mama so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!! Yo mama so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won't even wave at her. Yo mama so ugly, she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly she looks like Alan Greenspan after a market crash. Yo mama so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone headed for the boarder! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! Yo mama so ugly, they replaced all the owls from the top of buildings to her pitcture. Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks Yo mama so ugly she can't turn on a computer Yo mama so ugly, when she applied for a drivers liscense in california, they gave her and oregon one instead. Yo mama so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo mama so ugly Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water. Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the smile off a two bit whore. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly rain doesn't wanna fall on her Yo mama is so ugly she went to the top of the Empire State Building people yelled "King Kong is back!" Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly that she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so Ugly the elephant man wouldn't date her. Yo mama so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. Yo mama so ugly she was shown on wild kingdom Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her. Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo mama so ugly baywatch let her drown Yo mama so ugly she had to get her baby drunk to breastfeed it! Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo mama so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on. Yo mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down. Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. Yo mama so ugly she give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Yo mama so ugly she made freddie krueger and jason commit suicide Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies! Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mama so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back. Yo mama so ugly that her pillow cries at night. Yo mama so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business! Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation. Yo mama so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down. Yo mama so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. Yo mama so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror. Yo mama so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step. Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly she pretends she's someone else when she has sex. |
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