The Best Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so stupid she blinked and got lost

Yo mama so stupid, she called onstar cause she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo mama so stupid she stares at an orange juice carton every morning cause it says "concentrate"

Yo mama so stupid that she tripped over a wireless phone

Yo mama so stupid that when the bus passd by she said twinkie come back

Yo mama so stupid that she got expelled from the m&m factory because she threw away all the W's

Yo mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she lost her shadow.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slepped on the floor.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company

Yo mama so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked "What color?"

Yo mama so stupid she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she invented a silent car alarm.

Yo moma so stupid she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo mama so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new

Yo mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so dumb her friend asked her to go buy a color TV and she asked "What color?"

Yo mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks all the tigers left can be found in Tiger Woods.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Yo mama so stupid, that she went to a clippers game for a haircut.

Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo Mama so stupid, she drove behind a dodge truck and started ducking.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

yo mama so stupid she thinks that a scholarship is a boat full of students

Yo mama so stupid she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she was born on Halloween and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid a robber stole her tv and she ran after him yelling "You Forgot The Remote!"

Yo mama so stupid that she put money in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

Yo mama so stupid, that her geometry test said "Find x", and she circled it and said "there it is."

Yo mama so stupid when i said drinks are on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

Yo mama so stupid, I asked her for a hot dog and she put Fido in the microwave

Yo mama so stupid that she took you into a room and asked you "Who's this Oscar Meyer kid and why do you want his wiener?"

Yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mama so stupid she eats her food stamps.

Yo mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.

Yo mama so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo mama so stupid that she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friend

Yo mama is so stupid that the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

Yo mama so stupid, she went into the YMCA thinking it was Macy's.

Yo' mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

Yo mama so stupid, she had your brother thrown in rehab, cause he was Hooked on Phonics

Yo mama so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry

Yo moma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car to buy petrol.

Yo moma so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

Yo moma so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo mama so stupid she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from a blow job.

Yo mama so stupid she pisses in the sink to save on the gas bill.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo mama so stupid she plays Russian Roulette with a Glock

Yo mama so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.

Yo mama so stupid she went on Jeapordy and lost to George W. Bush.

Yo moma so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo mama so stupid a school bus passed by and she said go catch that twinkie

Yo mama so stupid that she failed a survey.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Yo mama so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv so she can watch paperview.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with a friend.

Yo moma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo moma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo moma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

Yo mama so stupid she wouldn't buy a gameboy because she was a girl.