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Yo Mama So Skinny Jokes Yo mama's so skinny, when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil. Yo mama's so skinny, she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch. Yo mama's so skinny that you use dental floss as toilet paper Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet. Yo mama's so skinny, she only has one stripe on her pajamas. Yo mama's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant. Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes. Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops. Yo mama’s so skinny, she can grate cheese on her ribs. Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. Yo mama's so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio. Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet. Yo mama's so skinny, she can hula hoop in a fruit loop. Yo mama's so skinny, if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. Yo mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent. Yo mama so skinny, she could dive through a fence. Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for deodorant. Yo mama's so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. Yo mama's so skinny, she looks like a mic stand. Yo mama's so skinny, Ethiopians were like "what the ****!?" Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma. Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with dental floss. Yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain. Yo mama's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet. Yo mama's so skinny, she has to wear skis in the shower. Yo mama's so skinny, her bra fits better backward. Yo mama's so skinny, her pants have one belt loop. Yo mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. |
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