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Yo Mama So Short Jokes Yo mama's so short, she uses a condom for a sleeping bag. Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license. Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama's so short, she poses for trophies. Yo mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!" Yo mama's so short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them. Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor. Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple. Yo mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito. Yo mama's so short she got 2 use a sticky hand to open the cardoor Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide with a pin. Yo mama's so short, she's a teller at a piggy bank. Yo mama's so short she jumped in a puddle and drowned. Yo mama's so short, she's afraid to get off the carpet alone. Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear. Yo mama's so short, she can suck my dick standing up. Yo mama's so short she needs help getting into a low rider. Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet. Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant. Yo mama's so short she flies first class on a paper airplane. Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle. Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed. Yo mama's so short she'll die from a mosquito bite. Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing her legs. Yo mama's so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. Yo mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs. Yo mama so short, she can take a bath in a thimble. Yo mama's so short, she can do push-ups under the door. Yo mama's so short she goes to kid's foot locker to buy shoes. Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet growing out her ass. Yo mama's so short, she can limbo under the door. Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three phonebooks to blow yo dad. Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a popsicle stick. Yo mama's so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!" Yo mama's so short she pole vaults with a toothpick. Yo Mamas so short, she trips on her tampon string Yo mama so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes. Yo mama so short she can sit on a dime and eat off a nickel. |
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