The Best Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

Yo Mama So Poor Jokes

Yo mama so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry

Yo mama so poor, her house is made of unpaid bills.

Yo mama so poor, the only time she gets a shower is when it rains.

Yo mama so poor, the rainbows in her neighborhood are black and white.

Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "

Yo mama so poor, I saw her doing headspins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.

Yo mama so poor, she steals oranges from people's trees, eats the fruit, and uses the skin for a bra.

Yo mama so poor, she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.

Yo mama so poor, she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.

Yo mama so poor, she has to do drive-by shootings on the bus.

Yo mama so poor, I asked her what's for dinner and she pulled out a gun and said "Next one who moves!"

Yo mama so poor, when I was taking family portraits for you and said "Cheese!" she went looking for the line.

Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Ain't you ever seen a mobile home?"

Yo mama so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.

Yo mama so poor, the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.

Yo mama’s so poor, she drives a shopping cart!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

Yo mama so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama so poor, she doesn't wear Tommy Hilfiger, she wears Tommy's Over The Hill Nigga.

Yo mama so poor, her BOSS pants are unemployed.

Yo mama so poor, I lit a match in her house and the roaches started singing "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord 'cause we got heat!"

Yo mama so poor, I walked into her house, two roaches tripped me and a rat stole my wallet.

Yo Momma so poor the building society repossessed her cardboard box

Yo mama so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"

Yo mama so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.

Yo mama so poor, she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo mama so poor, she sits on the corner with a bunch of roaches singin' "We are family!"

Yo mama so poor, she doesn't have a smoke alarm; she has a Jiffy Pop.

Yo mama so poor, when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."

Yo mama so poor, I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?"

Yo mama so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Yo mama so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."

Yo mama so poor, I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.

Yo mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor, she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama so poor, she lives in a two story Dorito bag with a dog named Chip.

Have you heard the story about the old lady that lived in a shoe? Well Yo mama is so poor, she lives in a flip flop.

Yo mama so poor, she watches T.V. with one eye to save energy.

Yo mama so poor, I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

Yo mama so poor, her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

Yo mama so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

Yo mama so poor, her doormat doesn't say "Welcome," it says "Welfare."

Yo mama so poor, when I stepped on her doormat she said "Hey, you can't go upstairs."

Yo mama so poor, she lives in a two story Dorito bag.

Yo mama so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"

Yo mama so poor, her idea of a skylight is a hole in her plastic sack hat.

Yo mama so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a cigarette butt and she said, "Hey, who turned off the heater?"

Yo mama so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?"

Yo mama so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Yo mama so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she handed me a shovel and said "May the force be with you."

Yo mama so poor, she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo mama so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

Yo mama so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.

Yo mama so poor, she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

Yo mama so poor, when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo mama so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo mama is so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat.

Yo mama so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Yo mama so poor, when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"

Yo mama so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

Yo mama so poor, burglars break in and leave money.

Yo mama so poor, people rob her house for practice.

Yo mama so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!

Yo mama is so poor that she when the guy at McD's gave her 15 cents back she yelled, "It's Treasure!"

Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford free cookies from the supermarket.

Yo mama so poor, when Yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.

Yo mama so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway with food stamps.

Yo mama so poor, she put free samples on layaway.

Yo mama so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine because it didn't take food-stamps.

Yo mama’s so poor, I walked into her house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said "Hot Pockets."

Yo mama so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it goes off, it goes (Now you knock on something wood)

Yo mama so poor, when I sat on the couch a roach said "Get the hell off! I pay rent."

Yo mama so poor, I asked what was for dinner and she cocked a shotgun and said, "Next one who moves."

Yo mamaso poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic

Yo mama so poor, when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti."

Yo mama so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.

Yo mama so poor, she draws your food on a piece of paper.

Yo mama’s so poor, her face is on the front of food stamps!

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo mama so poor, her address is "This Side Up."

Yo mama so poor, I saw her banging on a trash can, asked what she was doing, and she said, "My kids locked me out."

Yo mama so poor, even the republicans were willing to give her welfare.

Yo mama so po, she can't even afford the last two letters.

Yo mama so poor, she picked up a rock and said, "I can't afford this."

Yo mama so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, "Who turned off the lights?"