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Yo Mama So Old Jokes yo mamas so old i told her to act her own age and she died. Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks Yo mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school. Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class. Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch. Yo mama so old she farts dust. Yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number! Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white. Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired". Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off. Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs. Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock. yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was a prince Yo momma is so old, she shits rocks. Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro. Yo mama so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight. yo mama's so old when she lifted up her boob a pilgrim fell out. Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam. Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces. yo mama's sooo old when she went to jesus's school Yo mama's so old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade. Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party. Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1. Yo mama's so old, she used to gang bang with the Flintstone's. Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing. Yo mama so old she's in Jesus's yearbook! Yo mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license. Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples. Yo momma is so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. Yo mama so old she watches PBS. Yo mama so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything". Your momma is so old she delivered jesus Yo momma is so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Yo momma is so old, she has an autographed bible. Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. Yo mama's so old she ran track with dinosaurs! Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals! Yo mama so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment. Yo mama so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block. |
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