The Best Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it can only go down.

Yo mama's so fat, they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Your momma is so big when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walks into the dance club, the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama's so fat when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a float.

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat, I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just ridin' piggy back.

Yo mama so fat she roll to work today!

Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.

Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider!

Yo mama's so fat she needs one barstool for each butt cheek.

Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."

Yo Mama's so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales at sea world saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo mama's so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo mama so fat when she put a yellow rain coat on people yelled out taxi

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!

Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction

Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager

Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.

Yo mama's so fat she sweats mayonnaise!

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

Yo your moma so fat,that she had to take her passport photo by satillite.

Your mommas so fat she was wearing a yellow shirt and the kids thought she was a schoolbus.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, she only eats goliath frog legs.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mamma is so fat she takes showers at carwashes.

Yo momma's so fat She put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is rocky-road.