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Yo Mama So Dark Jokes Yo mama so dark that she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark, she got in a jacuzzi and made hot tea. Yo mama so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral. Yo mama so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill. Yo mama so dark, when she goes outside street lights turn on. Yo mama so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee. Yo mama so dark that she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark, every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on. Yo mama so dark, lightening bugs follow her in the daytime. Yo mama so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows. Yo mama so dark that god said shit I burned one Yo mama so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets. Yo mama so dark that she bleeds molasses. Yo mama so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars... except when she smiles. Yo mama so dark, when she enters a lit room the clock in it strikes midnight. Yo mama so dark that her nickname is midnight. Yo mama so dark that she makes asphalt look grey. Yo mama so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo mama so dark, she spits ink. Yo mama so dark she joined the SWAT Team and all they gave her was a gun. Yo mama so dark her nickname is "Eyes and a Smile." Yo mama so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger. Yo mama so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants. Yo mama so dark, when she swims in the ocean she looks like an oil spill. Yo mama so dark that her ass looks like two tires. Yo mama so dark she gets unlimitted night time minutes during the day. Yo mama so dark, that when she jumped off the Grand CanYon, a tourist said 'darkness has fallen'. Yo mama so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights. Yo mama so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers. Yo mama so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk. Yo mama so dark, they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest heart of Africa" Yo mama so dark, when she breastfed You, she made chocolate milk. Yo mama so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper. Yo mama so dark, she bleeds smoke. Yo mama so dark, she makes night look like day. Yo mama so dark, when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants. Yo mama so dark, she makes asphalt look grey. Yo mama so dark, her nickname is evening. |
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