The Best Yo Mama Is Like Jokes

Yo Mama Is Like Jokes

Yo mama's like Limewire, she's free but you might get a virus.

Yo mama's like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to top stop sucking.

Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead.

Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt, quick and easy!

Yo Mama is like a drug; everyone does her, but no one admits it.

Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.

Yo mama's like a shotgun, two cocks and she's loaded.

Yo mama's like a steam engine, big, old, and full of hot air.

Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.

Yo mama's like school on a Saturday, No class.

Yo mama's like a blowpop. first you suck then you blow

Yo mama's like a mojito, she's wet and straight guys never put their hands on her.

Yo mama's like a Dyson vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.

Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on.

Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.

Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."

Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.

Yo mama’s like Marky Mark – Good Vibrations

Yo mama's like the Dow Jones: Everybody owns a share

Yo mama's like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.

Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets passed around all across the country.

Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.

Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.

Yo mama's like Comcast I haven't paid her in like 3 months

Yo mama's like a tomato sauce bottle, everyone get a squeeze outta her.

Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.

Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.

Yo mama's like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind.

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

Yo mama's like a cicis pizza $5 all you can eat.

Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free.

Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.

Yo mama's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.

Yo mama's like walmart, great low prices.

Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.

Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.

Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.

Yo mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.

Yo mama's like McDonalds... over one billion served.

Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.

Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.

Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

Yo mama's like lettuce, 99 cents a head.

Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.

Yo mama's like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, fast, easy and free!

Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back.

Yo mama's like a cigarette, I have her 40 times a day and she's killing me.

Yo mama's like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear.

Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.

Yo mama's likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap

Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.

Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.

Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.

Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.

Yo mama's like a balloon, She's in a bag until somebody buys her, she gets blowed, and then she bust's .

Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

Yo mama’s like a Toyota, “OOooh what a feeling!”

Yo mama's like a Coke machine give her 2 quarters and she gives you a pop.

Yo mama's like swiss chalet, so much for so little