The Best Pick Up Lines

Best Pick Up Lines

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily".

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Pinch me. [Why?] You're so fine I must be dreaming.

You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.

I'm good at math, U+I=69

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

You look like my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

Hey baby. You got a jersey? [A jersey?...Why?] Because I need your name and number.

You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

You got something on your chest: my eyes

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

When God made you, he was showing off.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say "I love you" with my last breath!

Be unique and different, say yes.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I wanna bag you like some groceries.

My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????

You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .

Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.

I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.

You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Is there an airport nearby or is just my heart taking off?

Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

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