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Knock Knock Jokes Knock, Knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? OK, W_H_O. Knock knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? You talk like an owl! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock knock! Who's there? Little old lady? Little old lady who? Wow! I didn't know you could yodel! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you and please cover your mouth next time. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut worry it is just a joke! Knock Knock! Who’s there? leena! leena who? Leena little closer and I will tell you! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and get me a soda. Knock Knock Who’s there? Kareem! Kareem who? Kareem of the crop! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Yacht! Yacht who? Yacht a know me by now! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I'm fine. Hawaii you? Knock Knock Who’s there ! Drew ! Drew who ? Drew you remember the time? ! Knock Knock Who's there ! Cash ! Cash who ? I knew you were nuts ! Knock Knock Who’s there? Queen! Queen who? Queen as a whistle! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin case you forgot me out here. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to let me in? Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Anita. Anita who? Anita a tissue! Ah Choo! Knock knock. Who's there? Ketchchup Ketchchup who? Kethchup to me and I will tell you. Knock knock! Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Madame foot's caught in the door! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Wire. Wire who? Why are you asking? Knock, Knock! Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase. Will you remember me in an hour? Yes. Will you remember me in a day? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Will you remember me in a month? Yes. Will you remember me in a year? Yes. I think you won't. Yes, I will. Knock, knock! Who's there? See? You've forgotten me already! Knock knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida know, I gotta ask. Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock, knock. Who's there? Easter. Easter, who? The Easter Bunny. Knock knock. Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and get ready. Knock knock. Who's there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ballgame. Knock, knock. Who's there? Anna. Anna, who? Anna nother Easter Bunny! Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue your nose ! Knock knock. Who's there? William. William who? William be my Valentine? Knock, Knock Who's there? Leaf Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, Knock. Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me! Knock knock. Who's there? Carmen. Carmen who? She'll be Carmen round the mountain when she comes. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Cover your mouth when you sneeze! Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a punch in the nose? knock knock Who’s there? Tad! Tad who? Tad’s all folks! Knock, knock Who's there? Thistle who? Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready. Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed ! Knock, knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes! |
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