Short Clean Jokes Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Where do you find a one legged dog? A: Where you left it. Q: What did the water say to the boat? A: Nothing, it just waved. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk. Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. Q: What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A: A cartoon. Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A: It let out a little wine! Q: What's worse than having a worm in your apple? A: Taking a bite and finding a half of a worm in the apple! Q: In which school do you learn to make ice cream? A: Sunday school! ay! Q: How do you turn soup into gold? A: Add twenty four carrots! Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a doctor? A: Lots of blood Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it! Q: Why didn't the orange cross the road? A: It ran out of juice. Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash! Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street! Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they're always a little short. Q: Why did the Orange go out with a Prune? A: Because he couldn’t find a Date! Q: How is a piece of gum like a sneeze? A: Its a chew! Q: How do scientists keep their breath fresh? A: With experi-mints. Q: Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly! Q: Why don't they serve chocolate in prison? A: Because it makes you break out! Q: Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills! Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems. Q: Did you hear about the guy in the car accident lost his entire left side? A: I heard he's all right. Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A: A deviled egg! Q: Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job? A: He couldn't concentrate! Q:What lights up a soccer stadium? A: A soccer match. Q: How do you repair a broken tomato? A: Tomato Paste! Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other? A: They don't have the guts. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones. Q: Whats a bear called without teeth. A: A gummy bear. Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll Q: Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? A: Because he saw his phone bill. Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut! Q: What did the fruit tree say to the farmer. A: Stop picking on me. Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: No idear Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A: Tell you tomorrow Q: How do bees get to school? A: On the school buzz! Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick. Q: What do you call a cow who just had a calf? A: Decalf-enated! Q: What do you get when you cross a mean dog and a computer? A: You get a mega-bite! Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age! Q: If you hold 9 oranges in one hand and 10 lemons in another, what do you have? A: Really big hands! Q: Why wouldn't the Energizer Bunny come out of the bathroom? A: Because he kept goin! and goin! and goin! Q: What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? A: “Give me my quarterback!” Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry? A: Because his parents were in a jam!
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