Funny Short Blonde Jokes 2

Short Blonde Jokes 2

Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q: Hear about the blonde who got an AM radio?
A: Took her a month to figure out she could play it at night.

Q: How did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned the fan off.

Q: Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.

Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey team?
A: They drowned during spring training.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!"

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Tuesday.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: How do you get a blonde to die her hair?
A: Tell her that brunettes are stupid too.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you call a blonde who has just dyed her hair brown?
A: Artificial Inteligence

Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for fries

Q: What's the diff between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: What does a postcard from a blonde's vacation say?
A: Having a fantastic time. Where am I?

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: There's fewer crabs in the Atlantic.

Q: Why are blonde's immune to Mad Cow Disease?
A: It only affects the brain.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mercedes?
A: You don't lend the Merc out to your friend.

Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.

Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: A Rooster says in the Morning - "Cockll-doodlle-doooooo", while a blonde shouts, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic..

Q: How would a blond interpret 6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common when they're laying on their backs?
A: They're both screwed.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: Why did the blonde stick her head out of a moving car's window?
A: To get a refill.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

Q: How does a blonde lose five pounds?
A: She takes off her make-up.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?
A: It swells at night.

Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.

Q: Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger?
A: She wanted to write shorthand.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax?
A: It has a stamp on it.

Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: So, are all you guys on the same team, or what?

Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First

Q: What did the blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios?
A: Oh,look, Daddy....doughnut seeds!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the monitor.

Q: Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.