Short Animal Jokes 2 Q: Why cant you play cards in the jungle? A: Because theres to many cheetahs. Q: What fish only swims at night? A: A starfish! Q: Why do elephants drink so much? A: To try to forget. Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake. Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come! Q: What is red and black? A: A sunburnt zebra. Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink? A: To a crow bar. Q. What did the frog say to the fly? A. You are really starting to bug me! Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A: Odor in the court! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What is a tiger running a copy machine called? A: A copycat! Q. What is a frogs favorite time? A. Leap Year! Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? A: Swimming trunks! Q: Why is it so hard to fool a snake? A: Because you can’t pull its leg. Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell station! Q: Why can't a leopard hide? A: Because he's always spotted! Q: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? A: Bison! Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire? A: He was going to make a long-distance caw. Q: What kind of bird works at a construction site? A: The crane! Q: When is a well dressed lion like a weed? A: When he's a dandelion (dandy lion) Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Holes all over Australia. Q: Where do cows go to have fun? A: To the mooovies! Q: What do you call a dog that shreds things? A: A tear-ier! Q: What is a bunny's motto? A: "Don't be mad, be hoppy!" Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: What type of markets to dogs avoid? A: Flea markets! Q. Why did the frog cross the street? A. Because the chicken crossed the road. Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog. Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball? A: Get out of it's way! Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel. Q: How do bees get to school? A: By school buzz! Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a rabbit? A: Hare in your milk! Q: What did one flea say to the other? A: Should we walk or take a dog? Q: Why won't alligators attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy! Q: Why do elephants have trunks? A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments. Q. What do stylish frogs wear? A. Jumpsuits! Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers! Q: What animals are on legal documents? A: Seals! Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge? A: He pull out his Diners' Club card. Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam. Q: What do alligators call human children? A: Appetizers. Q: How do you fit more pigs on your farm? A: Build a sty-scraper! Q: What do you call a dog that is left handed? A: A south paw! Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet? A: To stamp out fire. Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden? A: A tiger lily! Q:What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea? A:Bugs Bunny! Q. What's green with red spots? A. A frog with the chicken pox! Q: What is 'out of bounds'? A: An exhausted kangaroo! Q. What are the two main political parties in Canada? A. Moose and Squirrel Q: What time did the rooster wake up this morning? A: Six-O'Cluck Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest? A: Look at the orange mama laid. Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore! Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? A: A terrified postman! Q: What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? A: An udder failure. Q: What do you get if you cross a alligator with a flower? A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it! Q: What time does a duck wake up? A: At the quack of dawn! Q: What kind of retirement plans do horses prefer? A: 401(neigh) plans Q:What did the bee say to the flower? A:Hello honey! Q: What's the similarity between a Alligator and Windows? A: Neither of them has enough bytes! Q: How is cat food sold? A: Usually purr can! Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class? A: Why the long face? Q:Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be! Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show everyone he wasn't chicken! Q:What did the clean dog say to the insect? A:Long time no flea! Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus Q: Why do cows like jokes? A: Becuase they like to be amoosed. Q. What do you call a cow murder mystery? A. moo-done-it. Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: FSH
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