Funny Short Animal Jokes

Short Animal Jokes

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping backwards?
A: A receding hairline!

Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger.

Q: How did the police scare the bugs away?
A: They called for the S.W.A.T. team.

Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What do you get when you cross a high chair and a bird?
A: A stool pigeon.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there was a KFC on the other side!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: Pleased to eat you.

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow.
A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

Q. What has more lives than a cat?
A. A frog that goes croak every night.

Q: What do ducks get after they eat?
A: A bill!

Q: What do you get when you put a fish and an elephant together?
A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A milk dud!

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the dog!

Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!

Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: I've fallen and I can't giddyup!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why is a fish easy to weigh?
A: Because it has its own scales!

Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!

Q: What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q. Why did the tiger lose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

Q: What is more clever than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!

A: Three Blind Mice.

Q. What do you get when you cross a centipede with a turkey?
A. Drumsticks for everybody!

Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
A: Because it's too far to walk!

Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll

Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!

Q: What do cows play at parties?
A: Moosical Chairs

Q: Why are four-legged animals bad dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

Q: Why do cows use the doorbell?
A: Because their horns don't work!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q. What did one shark say to the other?
A. Airline food is sure bad these days.

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside!

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Chicken's day off.

Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.

Q: What's a crocodile's favorite shoe?
A: Crocs.

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie, of course.

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A pie-thon!

Q.Why was tigger looking inside the toilet? A.He was looking for Pooh!

Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!

Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding it's breath!

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with an ant?
A: A dead ant.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!

Q: What goes black white black white..?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill!

Q: What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!

Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple

Q: Why didn't the boy believe the tiger?
A: He thought it was a lion!

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